Funny Kid Things

Our kids say some pretty funny things, but unfortunately I am not very good about writing them down and then I can't remember them.  So, as I am reading Kaitlyn a story before bed, Ryan comes into her room and and announces, "I saw a black bee and Daddy killed it."  "You mean a fly, Buddy?"  "Yup, a fly," he replies and walks out of her room.  I wish I could remember all the funny things he says.  He also frequently says, "Are you kiddin' me guys?"  Tonight he said, "Are you kiddin' me, Girl?  You silly goosey!"

Kaitlyn's latest thing makes me laugh too, though it gets a little less funny after the twentieth time in 7 minutes.  Sung to the tune of the ABC's.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Gummy bears are after me.
One is red, one is blue,
one is trying to steal my shoe.
Now I'm running for my life,
because the red one has a knife!"

Ryan's version...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Gummy bears are after me.
One is red, one is blue,
One is trying to steal my shoe.
Now I'm running for my life,
because the red one has a WIFE!

I think Bill may have taught him that version. ;)  Totally kidding!

Gotta run, Ryan is trying to sell my white watch to a lovely customer for 20 bucks.  Wait, just went to $1,000.  It just jumped from $6,000 bucks to $7,000 bucks.  Gotta go grab that watch and report the store owner to the BBB.  The watch only cost $12, plus he keeps telling the customer to give him more money before he lets him out the door.  Actually, I may be safe...he just came out and said his shop was closed.  And Prince Charming just brought me a fantastic white watch!